Junio 2012
My grandma hates Justin Bieber
Grandma: I don't like that boy.
Me: Why not?
Grandma: Needs a good smack in the head if you ask me.
Me: But why?
Grandma: Smug little piece of shit.
What did Justin Bieber do to my grandma
everyonedies:
releasethemurderbirds:
releasethemurderbirds:
My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.
“What’s this, what’s this?
There’s products everywhere.
What’s this?
I think it goes in hair.”
GOLD
Mayo 2012
Verdumbfuckery:
waveobabies:
A dramatic reading in response to this post.
[x]
OMFG
mum: why are there finger prints on the tv screen?
me:
me:
me:
me:
me:
mum: you've been stroking the actors' faces again haven't you
“FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...”
– No one, ever (via masterarrowhead)
parents: your room is a mess
me: did you mean abstract art i think i heard you wrong
puckermanfabray:
lets play “which download link is the real one”
scaredmalfoy:
copper-and-iron:
soshootastar:
who wants to be a part of the pluto fandom
pluto is my planet so
TEAM PLUTO
beyoncebeytwice:
i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used
oh right.
the poison.
the poison for kuzco.
the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.
kuzco’s poison.
Vermarthastewarts:
queefnasty:
too futuristic
omfg
WHERE CAN I GET THIS?
iboughtafuckinggateau:
Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?
they’re like
you’re burning us alive
our insides are melting
hELP US
1 etiqueta
my headphones have reached that stage where you...
Vercosmic-assault:
trainsgochuchu:
tumblhurr:
zingoogniz:
scary-monsters-and-davesprite:
venomgurl4:
QWOP guy at anime north
TIA LOOK IT’S MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
One does not simply NOT reblog QWOP
This is so good oh my god
I need this on my blog omg
Some people are just so amazing
chibisokka:
frankly I’d like to know what happened to the emperor’s previous groove
don’t get attached to tv programs
because they will go on hiatus
and you will die
annefranksgasmask:
fensti:
annefranksgasmask:
school would be 800% better if there was no math involved
If no math was involved how would you know it was 800% better?
1 etiqueta
Vermatturday:
matturday:
we took alex’s cat for a walk
wh y notes
caelhammer:
what if i was cool
oh wait
i am
manosukestoned420:
in english class were watching this movie called babel or w/e and theres a scene where some kid started jerking off and my teacher wasnt paying attention and someone was like um theres a kid masturbating in this movie and my teacher literally screamed NO and leapt across the room to cover the screen with her body
Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
